Get Loaded Rob

I got this image from Found Magazine and wow is it a good one. Basically people find random notes and submit them to this magazine. If they're good, they get published. Well, this particular post caught my attention. Nothing says, I love you" like "I hope you fucking die!"

I just want to wish you good luck for your lonely, pathetic future - as I am quite sure that no one will put up with your selfish bullshit like I did for

Two
Fucking
Years (I want those years back).

And don't forget Baby that I love you with all of my heart. And by "Baby" I mean "you fucking asshole" and by "I love you" I mean "you make me sick" and by "with all of my heart" I mean "and I hope you fucking die."

Wow, that's awesome. I almost want to hear the story about this little gem. Like what he did and what the fuck sparked such a genuine love note from this girl. I guess I can appreciate this one because I can relate. I'm sure I have some ex girlfriends out there that share the same sentiment towards me.

Life's rough, get a helmet.

Wick is about to serve the business.

Wick and his wife Evelyn

Good ole Perry, saying "what's up!"

Ok I guess I can't make fun of everyone else without including myself.

Yes, I was hammered! 

This was from a long time ago but I practically had to nock my bathroom door down because Lawrence wouldn't let me the fuck in since he passed out on my shitter. This is what you get for passing out on my shitter fucker.

There's nothing better than watching your drunk friend get molested by a hot chick in a school girl outfit and a permanent marker.